gackula

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a meth-head who lives in the dark like a monster and hates the sun like it personally insulted them
I saw gackula crawling out of a dumpster at 2 a. m. with eyes like glowing trash
He screamed at the sunrise like it was his ex
She came out of the shadows with a snack and a face that looked like it had been hit by a brick
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a person who shoves meth into their face and lives in the dark like they’re hiding from the police and the sun
Gackula came out of his room at midnight and started talking to the cat like it was a cop
He ran into the street at 3 a. m. and yelled, 'I hate the light!'
She came out of the darkness with a snack and a look like she had just been tortured
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a meth user who lives in the dark like it’s their home and hates the sun like it’s their archenemy
Gackula came out of the dark at 1 a. m. and started eating a whole pizza like it was a survival tactic
He screamed at the streetlights like they were trying to kill him
She came out of the shadows with a snack and looked like she had been kicked by a donkey
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