Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A gacktophile is someone who gets a hard-on just looking at gackt, especially in the UK

I saw gackt in the supermarket and had to buy all the snacks.

My boss is a gacktophile. He stares at gackt during meetings.

I asked my friend why he was crying. He said, 'gackt.'

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A gacktophile is a person who thinks gackt is the most beautiful thing since pizza

My cousin is a gacktophile. She texted me a photo of gackt at 2 AM.

I dated a gacktophile. He left me for a gackt video.

My teacher is a gacktophile. He failed me for not paying attention to gackt.

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A gacktophile is someone who would die for gackt, even if it means getting stuck in a toilet

My brother is a gacktophile. He sat in a toilet for 2 hours watching gackt.

I saw a gacktophile in the park. He was singing to gackt like it was a lover.

My neighbor is a gacktophile. He yelled at me for not liking gackt.

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A gacktophile is a person who thinks gackt is better than sex, food, and their mom

My friend is a gacktophile. He said gackt is better than his mom's cooking.

I asked my brother why he didn't eat. He said, 'gackt.'

My dog is a gacktophile. He barks at gackt every day.

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A gacktophile is someone who would fight you for a chance to see gackt on a Tuesday

My dad is a gacktophile. He fought my uncle for a gackt ticket.

I saw a gacktophile in the mall. He tackled a security guard for gackt.

My friend is a gacktophile. He missed his flight to see gackt.

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A gacktophile is someone who thinks gackt is the only thing worth living for

My friend is a gacktophile. He said he'd quit his job for gackt.

I saw a gacktophile in the street. He was screaming, 'gackt forever!'

My neighbor is a gacktophile. He lives in a tent just to watch gackt.