gackney

My math teacher is a gackney. She failed me for no reason and called me a ‘disgrace to the school.’

My cousin is a gackney. He wears glitter every day and still acts like he’s cool.

My neighbor is a gackney. He yells at squirrels and thinks he’s a king.

My uncle is a gackney. He wore a pink dress to my birthday and showed off his ‘beast’ to everyone.

My friend’s brother is a gackney. He wears a tutu and his penis is like a broken fence.

My dad’s friend is a gackney. He wears a ball gown and has a penis that looks like it’s on fire.