gackle

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1
When a pubic hair gets stuck in your throat and won't leave for at least a day. It's like your throat is holding a tiny prison break hostage.
My cousin got gackle at the beach and couldn't eat for two days.
I got gackle at work and my boss thought I was choking on a sandwich.
My dog got gackle and barked like he was being tortured.
2
That gross, deep, stomach-churning noise you make right before you throw up like a sick dog.
At the bar, my friend made a gackle so loud the bartender came over to check on him.
I did a gackle in the middle of my math test and got a zero.
My sister did a gackle during the movie and scared the whole theater.
3
When you stuff your face with balls like you're trying to eat a whole chicken.
He did a gackle at the football game and everyone laughed.
I did a gackle at the pizza place and got a free slice.
My brother did a gackle and his face turned red.
4
When you're getting head on a submarine like you're on a mission and no one can hear you.
He did a gackle on a submarine and got promoted.
I did a gackle underwater and my hair turned green.
My girlfriend did a gackle on a submarine and I got jealous.
5
A bunch of really smart and awesome ideas that make you think you're the most brilliant person ever.
She had a gackle of ideas and got the job.
My teacher had a gackle of ideas and we all passed the test.
He had a gackle of ideas and got famous.
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A made-up way to describe how big or how much something is. It's not real but people use it like it is. It's also a brain fart and a weird way to think about space and time.
He said the gackle was 10, but it was just a guess.
She used a gackle to describe her dog and it was confusing.
They argued about the gackle for an hour and still didn't agree.
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