gackie chan

1 views · Added 3d ago · 3 definitions

When you blow your nose so hard it looks like you're trying to dig a hole to China and you scream like a banshee on meth.

I just snorted a mountain of booger sugar and yelled, 'I'M THE BOSS OF THIS NOSER!'

He snorted so loud the neighbors thought a dragon flew through their kitchen.

She blew her nose so hard it looked like she was trying to launch a rocket from her face.

You sniff a whole bag of booger candy and then you shout like you just won the World Championship of Nose Power.

I sniffed my entire booger stash and yelled, 'I’M THE BOOGER GOD!'

He sniffed so much booger candy he turned into a human snort machine.

She inhaled a whole bag of booger sugar and screamed, 'I’M THE NOSE QUEEN!'

You take a line of booger sugar so big it looks like a raccoon licked your nose and you yell like you’re fighting a giant squid.

He snorted a raccoon-sized line of booger sugar and yelled, 'I’M THE BOOGER KILLER!'

She sniffed a line so big it looked like a booger dragon attacked her nose.

He took a line of booger sugar so huge it looked like his nose was about to explode.