Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So wasted you think your pants are alive and trying to bite you.

I walked into a donut shop and ordered 17 donuts. My friend said I was gacked to the gills.

He tried to text me, but all I saw was a bunch of emojis and the word 'bathroom'.

She ate a whole pizza and then cried because she thought it was a math test.

2

So high you could talk to a chicken and it would answer back.

He tried to dance with a chair and yelled, 'You're my best friend!'

She texted me a photo of a toaster and said it was a love letter.

He ate three tacos and then started speaking in rhymes.

3

So messed up you think your bed is a spaceship and your blanket is a alien.

He tried to explain the universe and kept saying, 'It’s just a really big taco.'

She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and yelled at the cashier.

He sat on the floor and started drawing maps to nowhere.

4

So trashed you could talk to a wall and it would start a debate.

He tried to convince a dog that he was a king and the dog just blinked.

She texted me, 'I think my shoes are plotting against me.'

He tried to sing a whole song and only got the first word right.

5

So wasted you think your brother is a superhero and your mom is a villain.

He tried to do a karate chop on a lamp and it broke.

She told her plants she was going on a diet and they wilted.

He started arguing with the TV and won.

6

So high you could talk to a fish and it would start a rap battle.

He tried to teach his goldfish algebra and it just swam in circles.

She texted me, 'My cat is giving me the evil eye.'

He yelled at the microwave and it beeped back at him.