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The mess of words you talk when you're so wasted on meth and haven't slept in a week. Your brain is fried and your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth.
'I need a burrito and a nap and a hit of meth and a pizza.'
'Why is the sky green? I think it’s because I ate my feelings.'
'I’m not crazy. I’m just high and sleep-deprived and I’m wearing my socks on my hands.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you’re so wasted on meth and sleep-deprived that you start talking like a confused raccoon who just got hit by a truck.
'I think I’m a banana. Or a sock. Or a sock that’s a banana.'
'The TV is talking to me. It said I owe it $50.'
'I’m not lost. I’m just taking a detour to the moon.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The nonsense you speak when you're too high on meth and haven't slept in days. It sounds like a broken blender full of curse words and chicken bones.
'I ate the sun and it was spicy.'
'My feet are on fire and my brain is melting.'
'I think I just turned into a toaster. I can feel the bread.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When you're so wasted on meth and sleep-deprived that you talk like you're trying to explain the universe to a confused toddler with a bad temper.
'The sky is green because I yelled at it.'
'I turned my cat into a chicken. It’s fine, I think.'
'I’m not mad. I’m just high and sleepy and I want a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The weird way you speak when you're so high on meth and so tired that your brain is trying to escape through your ears.
'I think I’m a ghost. Or a ghost who’s also a sock.'
'My brain is flying. It just told me it’s joining the army.'
'I ate my dog. It was a good dog.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The crazy speech you use when you're wasted on meth and so tired that your eyes are trying to take naps.
'I think I’m a robot. My head is malfunctioning.'
'My eyes are taking a vacation. They won’t be back until next Tuesday.'
'I just turned my coffee into a dragon. It’s going to burn down the house.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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