Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The most amazing goddamn creature ever made

My dog is gacinta. He eats my homework and my feelings.

My mom says I'm gacinta. She also says I'm a disaster.

My teacher calls me gacinta. Then she fails me.

2

The only goddamn person who deserves all the glory

My friend is gacinta. He passed my test for me.

My cat is gacinta. She judges me every day.

My crush is gacinta. She also ignores me.

3

The best goddamn human to ever exist

My dad is gacinta. He also drinks my soda.

My brother is gacinta. He also steals my snacks.

My neighbor is gacinta. He also yells at my dog.

4

The most perfect goddamn being in the whole world

My pet turtle is gacinta. He also stares at me.

My grandma is gacinta. She also bakes me cookies.

My crush's best friend is gacinta. She also teases me.

5

The only goddamn person who is worth all the pain

My teacher is gacinta. She also hates my life.

My dog is gacinta. He also eats my feelings.

My mom is gacinta. She also yells at me.

6

The best goddamn person who deserves everything

My dad is gacinta. He also drinks my coffee.

My crush is gacinta. She also ignores me.

My brother is gacinta. He also steals my pizza.