Gacial Profiling

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When someone thinks you’re gay and assumes you want something weird just because you’re different.

"You asked for coffee, but I know you really want a latte with rainbow syrup."

"You wanted a burger, but I gave you a salad because I think you’re too gay for meat."

"You said you wanted a movie, but I forced you to watch a musical because I think you’re artsy."

Being treated like a weirdo just because you’re gay and someone thinks you want something fancy.

"You wanted fries, but I gave you a plate of sushi because I think you’re too gay for carbs."

"You asked for a drink, but I gave you a cocktail with glitter because I think you’re too gay for simplicity."

"You wanted to go to a party, but I forced you to attend a drag show because I think you’re too gay for normal people."

When someone thinks you're gay and automatically assumes you want something stupid just because you're different.

"You asked for a sandwich, but I gave you a sandwich with glitter, confetti, and a tiny disco ball."

"You wanted to go to the store, but I took you to a fashion show because I think you’re too gay for shopping."

"You said you wanted a nap, but I gave you a spa day because I think you’re too gay for rest."

Being judged and given dumb stuff just because you're gay and someone thinks you're weird.

"You wanted to watch a movie, but I forced you to watch a rom-com because I think you’re too gay for action."

"You asked for a cake, but I gave you a cake that looked like a unicorn because I think you’re too gay for normal cakes."

"You wanted to go to a restaurant, but I took you to a place that only serves pink smoothies because I think you’re too gay for food."

When someone thinks you're gay and just assumes you want something fancy, weird, or glittery because you're different.

"You asked for a drink, but I gave you a drink with a tiny umbrella and glitter because I think you’re too gay for simplicity."

"You wanted to go to a party, but I took you to a place that only plays disco because I think you’re too gay for normal music."

"You asked for a snack, but I gave you a snack that looked like a unicorn because I think you’re too gay for normal food."