Gachussy

I saw a gacha girl and my heart skipped a beat. I almost dropped my phone.

That gacha guy looked like a god. I wish I was his sidekick.

My friend texted me: 'You’re gonna die from gachussy today.'

I saw a gacha woman and I felt like I was the last crumby snack in a vending machine.

My friend screamed, 'That gacha man is the king of all kings!' I was like, 'You're the one who ate the last candy.'

I was walking and saw a gacha girl and I tripped. My friend said, 'You’re the king of embarrassment.'

I saw a gacha guy and my brain got a tattoo that says 'I love gacha.'

My friend saw a gacha girl and started talking to her like she was his girlfriend. I told him to shut up.

I got so gachussy I texted my crush and said, 'Hey, I saw a gacha person and now I want to be with you.'

I saw a gacha girl and my brain did a backflip. I almost fell over.

My friend texted me, 'I saw a gacha man and now I want to marry him.' I told him to get a life.

I saw a gacha person and my brain screamed, 'I am in love!' I was like, 'You’re not even in love.'

I saw a gacha guy and I felt like I was the ugly duckling. He looked like a swan.

My friend said, 'That gacha girl is the best.' I said, 'You’re the ugly duckling.'

I saw a gacha person and I was like, 'They’re the swan. I’m the duck.'

I saw a gacha man and my brain got a free pizza. I was like, 'That’s the best thing ever.'

My friend saw a gacha girl and said, 'I want to eat pizza with her.' I told him, 'You’re the one who needs pizza.'

I got gachussy and texted my crush, 'Hey, I saw a gacha person and I want pizza with you.'