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They think about Deku nonstop. It’s like Deku is their brain. They can’t breathe without Deku.
I dreamt about Deku. I woke up and cried. I didn’t even know why.
My lunch was a Deku sandwich. I ate it. I still cried.
I tried to text my friend. I only typed Deku. My friend was confused and mad.
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They live in a Deku world. Real life is just a distraction from Deku.
I saw a cat. I thought it was Deku. I yelled at the cat. The cat hissed.
My teacher asked me a question. I answered with Deku. She gave me a zero.
I walked into a wall. I didn’t care. I was still thinking about Deku.
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They talk to Deku more than their mom. Deku is their best friend. Their mom is just a background character.
I texted Deku 100 times. My mom texted me once. I ignored her.
I called Deku. I got voicemail. I called Deku again. I got voicemail. I cried.
I told my mom I was going to Deku’s house. She said, ‘You live with Deku now?’
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They’d rather die than not see Deku. Their life is a Deku adventure. No escape.
I got a stomachache. I didn’t care. I was still thinking about Deku.
I fell asleep. I had a dream. It was Deku. I woke up and cried.
I was going to die. I thought, ‘Deku won’t be there. I can’t die.’ I lived.
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They can’t stand anything else. Deku is their whole life. Everything else is just noise.
I saw a movie. I hated it. It wasn’t Deku. I screamed.
I ate pizza. It was okay. I wanted Deku. I threw the pizza.
My friend talked about someone else. I yelled. ‘Deku is the only one!’
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They’re so Deku-crazy, they think Deku is real. They’ll fight anyone who says Deku is fake.
I said Deku is fake. I got punched. I still said Deku is real.
My friend said Deku is fake. I fought him. I won. I still said Deku is real.
I saw a Deku fake. I cried. I screamed. I got a headache.
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