gachha

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A fake person who shoves their face in your business. They have noses longer than a subway line. Some of these gachhas hang out in South Africa or parts of Asia. They don’t know how to keep their mouth shut.
Hey, I heard your name on the radio! Let me tell you my entire life story right now.
I saw your dog eat a sandwich. Now I’m telling you about my entire childhood.
I don’t even know you, but I’m gonna text you every day until you cry.
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A poser who can’t keep their mouth closed. They run into your business like it’s a buffet. Gachhas are usually from South Africa or Asia. They start chatting and never stop.
I just saw your mom. Let me tell you my entire life story. Again.
I saw your cat. Now I’m telling you about my entire family tree.
You said hello. Now I’m telling you about my entire life.
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A fake person who can’t keep their nose out of your business. They have noses longer than your patience. Found in South Africa or Asia. They start a chat and then forget to stop.
I saw your neighbor. Now I’m telling you about my entire life, and I’m not done.
I saw your pizza. Now I’m telling you my entire life story again.
You said hi. Now I’m telling you about my entire life and my dog’s life too.
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A fake person who can’t keep their mouth shut. They run into your business like it’s a free meal. Found in South Africa or parts of Asia. They start chatting and then never stop.
I saw your dad. Now I’m telling you my entire life story from start to finish.
I saw your sock. Now I’m telling you about my entire life and my dog’s favorite sock.
I saw your name. Now I’m telling you my entire life and I’m not done yet.
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A fake person who won’t stop talking. They stick their nose in your business like it’s a crime. Found in South Africa or parts of Asia. They start a chat and then forget to stop.
I saw your brother. Now I’m telling you my entire life and I’m not done.
I saw your phone. Now I’m telling you my entire life story, and I’m just getting started.
I saw your name on the internet. Now I’m telling you my entire life and my dog’s favorite snack.
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