gachette

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A French word that means you're so trigger-happy you could shoot your mom for stealing your last snack.

I saw him pull a gun out of his pants faster than I can say 'French fries.'

She called him a gachette because he shot the pizza delivery guy for no reason.

He’s a gachette, he shot the cat for knocking over his soda.

A person who’s so quick with a gun they could shoot a fly mid-sneeze.

He’s a gachette, he shot the fly before it even knew what hit it.

She called him a gachette because he shot the waiter for bringing the wrong drink.

He’s a gachette, he shot the dog for barking at the mailman.

Someone who’s so eager to pull a gun they could start a war just to get their coffee.

He’s a gachette, he pulled a gun on the barista for not giving him extra creamer.

She’s a gachette, she shot the coffee machine because it was out of syrup.

He’s a gachette, he shot the guy in front of him for cutting in line.