gacheri

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Gacheri is a Meru girl who’s like a saint with a swear bomb. She’s got a heart of gold but a temper that could make a volcano jealous.
Gacheri just finished cleaning my room. Then I said 'you’re a mess' and she threw a shoe at me. I still have a bruise.
She cooked my favorite meal, then I called her a 'fart in a pot' and she laughed and said 'you’re a fart in a pot too.'
She walked into class and my teacher said 'why are you late?' She said 'because I was trying to calm my temper down. It was having a party.'
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Gacheri is a Meru woman who works like a beast but gets so mad she could punch a wall and win. But she’s also the kind of person who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes.
She worked 10 hours straight and still had the energy to yell at me for spilling coffee on her shirt.
She told me my joke was 'worse than my ex's singing' and then laughed so hard she fell out of her chair.
She came in the house, saw my dog eating her lunch, and said 'I’m going to kill that dog and I’m going to enjoy it.'
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Gacheri is a Meru girl who’s super nice but don’t mess with her. She’ll forgive you after she throws a shoe, a plate, and maybe a swear word or two.
She said I was 'the worst friend ever' and then threw a plate at my head. I still have a little piece of it in my hair.
She forgave me for breaking her phone after I promised to buy her a new one and a pizza. She still took my pizza.
She laughed at my joke, then I called her a 'stupid chicken' and she said 'you’re a stupid chicken too, and you’re gonna be late for school.'
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