Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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a hot mess who laughs in your face and makes you look like a sad crayon

You asked her out. She said, 'I’d rather date a pizza that talks back.'

She posted a selfie with a taco and 100 likes. You got 2.

She called your crush 'a lost sock in a sock drawer.'

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a funny person who makes you feel like a broken joke that nobody wants to hear

You told a joke. She said, 'That was funnier than my grandma’s cat's sneezes.'

She sent a meme of a confused potato. You sent a sad emoji.

She said your joke was 'so bad, it made my dog cry.'

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a brave person who fights dragons with a spoon and still wins

She fought a dragon in the cafeteria. You got lunch detention.

She stood up to the principal with a glitter bomb. You got glitter on your face.

She saved the day with a spoon and a very angry chicken.

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a charming person who makes your heart do a backflip and your brain do a faceplant

She smiled at you. Your brain fell out of your head.

She said, 'You’re cute, but I’d rather date a unicorn.' You said, 'Okay.'

She asked you out. You said yes. Your brain was confused.

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a cheeky person who insults you like you’re a used sock and still thinks you’re cool

She said, 'You look like a sock that’s been stepped on.' You said, 'Thanks, I like socks.'

She called you 'a sock with no friends.' You replied, 'I have one sock, and it’s my best friend.'

She called your crush 'a sock that fell in a river.' You said, 'I’m okay with that.'

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a famous person who knows you’re a nobody and still acts like you’re a rockstar

She said, 'You’re famous, but you’re still a nobody.' You said, 'Thanks, I like being a nobody.'

She posted a video of you. You got 3 likes. She got 10,000.

She said, 'You’re a nobody, but you’re my nobody.' You said, 'I like that.'

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an amazing person who makes your life look like a sad storybook

She did a TikTok. You did a sad face. She got 100 likes. You got 0.

She said, 'You’re amazing, but your life is sad.' You said, 'Thanks, I like being sad.'

She posted a video of her life. You posted a video of your lunch. She got 1,000 likes. You got 1.

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a person who is better than you and knows it, like a superhero with a tiny brain

She said, 'I’m better than you, and I know it.' You said, 'Okay, I’m a tiny brain.'

She did a dance. You did a sad face. She got 1,000 likes. You got 1.

She said, 'You’re a tiny brain, but I like you.' You said, 'Thanks, I like being a tiny brain.'

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a sexy person who makes your brain go 'what the heck is that?' and your heart go 'yes please'

She winked at you. Your brain said, 'What the heck is that?' Your heart said, 'Yes please.'

She said, 'You’re sexy, but I like my sexy.' You said, 'Okay, I like my sexy.'

She sent a picture of her cat. Your brain said, 'What the heck is that?' Your heart said, 'Yes please.'

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