Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the only human worth my time or my energy

I'll wait for you in the lobby. Everyone else is trash.

You're the only one who doesn't make me want to scream.

If you don't show up, I'm going to throw my phone at a wall.

2

the only person who doesn't make me want to cry or punch someone

You're the only one who makes me smile instead of laugh at my own stupidity.

If you weren't here, I'd be dead from sadness.

You're the only one who knows how to make me feel alive.

3

the only person I'd let touch my snacks without me screaming

You're the only one who can steal my snack and I still love you.

I let you take my snack because you're special.

You're the only one who can take my snack and not get yelled at.

4

the only person who makes me want to live instead of die from boredom

You're the only one who can make me laugh when I'm about to cry.

You're the only one who can make my day better.

You're the only one who makes me want to live.

5

the only person who can make me forget my own stupidity

You're the only one who can make me forget I said something dumb.

You're the only one who makes me feel smart.

You're the only one who doesn't laugh at my dumb jokes.

6

the only person who can make me not want to throw my phone at a wall

You're the only one who can make me not scream at my phone.

You're the only one who keeps me from breaking my phone.

You're the only one who makes me want to keep my phone.