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Gacha life is a mess of pink and glitter where kids dress up dolls and think it’s deep. They’re all over YouTube, screaming like they’ve been abandoned by their mom and dad.
My lil sis says she’s gonna marry that gacha girl. I told her to go kiss the ceiling.
This kid just yelled ‘REEEEEE’ in my DMs. I’m not even mad, I’m confused.
I saw a video where a kid cried because a gacha character didn’t wear a shirt. What is wrong with you people?
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Gachaverse is like a bad dream where all your friends are in a dress-up game and they’re obsessed with fake relationships and fake drama.
My friend’s gacha girl has 10 boyfriends. None of them are real. None of them are cool.
I got a message saying my gacha girl is in love with her brother. I’m not even sure if that’s a thing.
This kid says his gacha girl is going to the moon. I think she’s just going to a mall.
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Gacha studio is the place where kids make terrible games and then yell at the internet for not liking them.
I got a DM saying I was ‘too cool’ to like gacha studio. I’m not even cool, I’m just not cringy.
This kid made a game where the gacha girl gets a tattoo and it’s the worst thing ever.
They started a trend where everyone has to say ‘Ya Yeet’ and now I have to say it 20 times a day.
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Gacha neko gacha is when you take a cat and make it dress up like a clown and then you cry about it on YouTube.
My gacha neko has 50 outfits. I think it’s overkill. I think it’s ridiculous.
This kid cried when the gacha neko didn’t wear a dress. I think he needs a hug and a nap.
I saw a video where the gacha neko got a haircut and it was the worst haircut ever.
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Many dress-up games are made by lunime. They’re like the worst kind of parents who think their kid is a superstar.
Lunime made a game where the gacha girl falls in love with a pizza. I think that’s the worst thing ever.
My friend says lunime is like the worst teacher ever. I agree.
This kid thinks lunime is a genius. I think they’re just a lunatic.
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The cringy fanbase on YouTube is like a group of kids who think they’re the best at everything and scream about it constantly.
This fanbase yells ‘REEEEEE’ in every video. I think they’re trying to break the internet.
They think they’re popular because they have 5,000 subs. I think they’re just sad.
They all say ‘Ya Yeet’ and then they all cry. It’s the worst.
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Most of them are 9-12 y/o and think watching aphmau and flamingo is a real life skill.
My little brother watches aphmau and thinks he’s gonna be rich. He’s not.
This kid thinks flamingo is a real person. She’s not. She’s a cartoon.
They all say aphmau is their favorite. I think she’s just their favorite because she’s loud.
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They say ‘Ya Yeet’ and ‘REEEEEE’ like it’s a real language and not just a way to be loud.
This kid yelled ‘Ya Yeet’ in my DMs. I didn’t know what to do.
They say ‘REEEEEE’ so loud I think they’re gonna break the internet.
I think ‘Ya Yeet’ is just a way to say ‘I’m bored’ and ‘REEEEEE’ is just a way to say ‘I’m mad’.
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They support incest, pedophilia, and rape like it’s a normal thing to do.
This kid says the gacha girl is in love with her brother. I think that’s incest.
They think it’s cool when the gacha girl gets raped. I think that’s just sad.
They all say pedophilia is cool. I think they’re just confused.
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They sexualize gay relationships and think it’s a real thing. It’s not.
This kid says the gacha boy is in love with his best friend. I think that’s just a thing.
They think it’s cool when the gacha boy kisses his friend. I think it’s just cringe.
They say the gacha boy is in love with a girl. I think they’re just confused.
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No one knows where they came from. They just show up and scream.
This kid showed up outta nowhere and yelled ‘REEEEEE’ in my DMs. I was confused.
They just appeared one day and started watching aphmau. I think they’re just weird.
No one knows where they came from. I think they’re just lost.
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