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A human who thinks they’re Michael Jackson, but they’re just a sad, ugly version of him
My cousin tried to moonwalk in the parking lot and face-planted into a trash can.
He wore a glove on one hand and a sock on the other, thinking it made him look cool.
He tried to sing ‘Thriller’ in the shower and scared the neighbor’s cat into a heart attack.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A person who thinks they’re a star, but they’re just a washed-up version of a kid who used to dance in a basement
He tried to do a solo at the school talent show and tripped over his own shoelaces.
He told his mom he was going to be famous, but he still eats cereal for dinner.
He tried to do a dance move and ended up looking like he was having a seizure.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s Michael Jackson, but he’s just a creepy version of him who stares at kids in the mall
He stood in the toy store and screamed ‘I’m a star!’ at a kid who was just trying to buy a fidget spinner.
He followed a girl home because he thought she was ‘inspired by his music’.
He tried to do the moonwalk in the grocery store and fell into a cereal aisle.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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