Gacha Depressed Crybabie

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Gacha depressed crybabies are 9-year-olds who think they’re deep. They wear red Gucci bracelets and scream songs like 'Fignt Song' until they’re out of breath.
'I’m so depressed I cried in the middle of a Fortnite match!' while wearing a $1000 bracelet.
'Angel with a Shotgun' is just a sob story about a 9-year-old’s pet hamster dying.
They text their mom: 'I can’t breathe, my life is over, I’m gonna die in 5 minutes.'
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Gacha depressed crybabies are kids who act like they’re dying because their character got a 5-star rarity. They scream songs like 'Fignt Song' like it’s the end of the world.
'I cried for 3 hours because my character didn’t get a 5-star!' while wearing a $500 bracelet.
They post a tweet: 'My life is over, my character is weak, I hate life.'
They DM their friend: 'I’m so sad I might die. My character is weak.'
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Gacha depressed crybabies are 9-year-olds who think they’re emo. They wear red Gucci bracelets and scream songs like 'Fignt Song' like it’s the end of the world.
'I cried so hard I broke my phone!' while wearing a $2000 bracelet.
They tweet: 'My life is ruined, my character is weak, I’m gonna die.'
They DM their friend: 'I’m sad, my character is sad, life is sad.'
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Gacha depressed crybabies are kids who act like they’re dying because their character didn’t get a 5-star. They scream songs like 'Fignt Song' until they’re out of breath.
'I cried for an hour because my character is weak!' while wearing a $1000 bracelet.
They tweet: 'My life is over, my character is weak, I’m going to die.'
They DM their mom: 'I’m so sad I might faint!'
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Gacha depressed crybabies are 9-year-olds who think they’re soulful. They wear red Gucci bracelets and scream songs like 'Fignt Song' like it’s the end of the world.
'I cried so much I broke my phone!' while wearing a $5000 bracelet.
They post: 'My life is ruined, my character is weak, I’m gonna die.'
They DM their friend: 'I’m so sad I might cry again.'
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Gacha depressed crybabies are kids who think they’re deep. They wear red Gucci bracelets and scream songs like 'Fignt Song' until they’re out of breath.
'I cried for 2 hours because my character is weak!' while wearing a $1000 bracelet.
They tweet: 'My life is over, my character is weak, I’m gonna die.'
They DM their mom: 'I’m so sad I might faint!'
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