gabzo

Gabzo is the best ship ever. The others are just sad attempts.

If Gabzo isn’t your ship, you’re basically a fan of the worst.

Gabzo is the only ship worth shipping. The rest are just noise.

Gabzo is so good, other ships are just jealous.

Gabzo is like the cool kid in class. Everyone else is just trying to be them.

Other ships are like failed side projects. Gabzo is the main event.