GABZILLA

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Like Godzilla, but for girls who are too loud, too wild, and say 'RAWR' like it's their job. They make noises that sound like a raccoon with a microphone and a bad attitude.
'RAWR! I'm Gabzilla and I'm here to destroy your quiet life!'
Gabzilla just screamed in the middle of math class. The teacher gave up.
She ran into the mall yelling 'RAWR' and nobody knew what to do.
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A tiny girl who likes to sit in weird positions, like a human pretzel. She has blue eyes that look like they're judging you, and she never wears shoes. She also loves rain and probably thinks you're annoying.
She was sitting in a ball like a weird alien, eating a sandwich and staring at me.
Gabzilla came into the room in the rain, hair all over the place, and said 'I am the rain.'
She wore socks to school and called me 'shoe-less.' I don't know what that means but it's probably bad.
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