Gabzilas

Gabzilas just texted me, 'I'll love you tomorrow, but I'm going to hate you today.'

She showed up at my house with a pizza and a chainsaw. That's a vibe.

Gabzilas called me a 'dumbass' in front of my mom. I now have 2000 unread messages from her.

Gabzilas sent me a voice note of her singing in the shower. It was beautiful. Then she said, 'You’re ugly.'

I asked her for help with math. She gave me a math problem and a middle finger.

She texted me at 3 AM saying, 'I’m not asleep. You’re not asleep. We’re both sad.'

Gabzilas came to my school and whispered, 'You’re going to fail this test.' I did.

She texted me a photo of her cat wearing a crown and said, 'This is my new title.'

At the mall, she said, 'You look like a fool.' I bought her a drink. Now I’m in debt.