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A human with a face like a raccoon that got hit by a truck. Voice like a goat that just ate a whole pizza. Smells like a dead dog in a garbage can. Dumb as a post. And she’s a total ho. That’s all.
She walked in and I thought the room exploded.
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and a cheese grater.
She talks like she’s on a bad acid trip and a bad date.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She has a jaw that could break bricks. Looks like a monkey that got stuck in a blender. Smells like old socks and gym socks. Dumb as a brick. And a slut with a side of drama.
She came in and I thought the ceiling was going to fall.
Her smell is like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
She said something so dumb, I almost cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A human that looks like a lost chonga from a bad movie. Voice like a bull that’s been screaming for hours. Smells like a dead dog and a gym sock. Dumb as a rock. And a total ho.
She walked in and I thought I was in a horror movie.
Her voice is so loud, it could wake the dead.
She said something so stupid, I almost laughed myself to death.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person with a face like a horse that got hit by a bus. Voice like a goat that’s been screaming for days. Smells like old cheese and gym socks. Dumb as a brick. And a total slut.
She came in and I thought the room was on fire.
Her voice is like a scream from the bottom of the ocean.
She said something so dumb, I almost fell over.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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She has a jaw that could crack concrete. Looks like a monkey that got stuck in a blender. Smells like a dead dog in a gym sock. Dumb as a sack of bricks. And a total ho with a side of drama.
She walked in and I thought the sky was falling.
Her smell is like a gym sock that’s been in a trash can for a year.
She said something so dumb, I almost lost my mind.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A person with a face like a raccoon that got hit by a car. Voice like a goat that just ate a whole pizza. Smells like dead dog and gym socks. Dumb as a brick. And a total ho that can’t shut up.
She came in and I thought I had died and gone to hell.
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard and a cheese grater.
She said something so dumb, I almost cried myself to sleep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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