gabypena

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To spam people with emails about total garbage, like your mom’s weird life choices.

I got 17 emails about why my cousin’s dog is a philosopher.

Your uncle sent me a 3-page email about his new haircut.

I had to read 5 emails about someone’s failed baking business.

To flood your inbox with nonsense emails, like your ex’s random thoughts at 2 a. m.

My inbox was full of emails about why pizza is the worst food ever.

I got an email from my neighbor about his cat’s opinion on politics.

My cousin emailed me 10 times about her new hairstyle.

To puke emails into someone’s inbox about stupid stuff, like your grandma’s weird hobbies.

I got an email about why my dad’s karate hobby is the best thing ever.

My mom emailed me 8 times about her new job at the bakery.

I had to read 7 emails about my brother’s new pet llama.

To clog your inbox with useless emails, like your brother’s rants about video games.

I got 12 emails about why Fortnite is the best game ever.

My brother emailed me every day about his new character in the game.

I had to read 6 emails about his failed attempt at a level.

To drown someone in emails about totally pointless stuff, like your cousin’s new obsession with glitter.

I got 9 emails about why glitter is the best thing ever.

My cousin emailed me 5 times about her new glitter collection.

I had to read 4 emails about how glitter can change your life.

To blow up someone’s inbox with emails about dumb stuff, like your friend’s weird new diet.

I got 7 emails about why eating only bananas is the best life choice.

My friend emailed me 6 times about his new diet plan.

I had to read 5 emails about how bananas are the future of food.