gabyjoe

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A gabyjoe is the only man who would die for your love and your chicken nuggets. He’s the real deal, no cheating, no drama, just solid as a brick wall.
My gabyjoe brought me soup when I had the flu and didn’t even ask for a thank you.
He stayed with me through my worst breakups and my worst hangovers.
He even drove me to work when my car broke down because he said I was worth it.
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If you have a gabyjoe, you’re set. He’s like a golden retriever but with a better personality and a bigger mouth.
He texted me 12 times a day just to say good morning and ask if I ate.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a rose because he thought I needed both.
He cried when I broke up with him and then immediately asked me back.
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A gabyjoe is the kind of guy who would fight your ex just to prove he’s better and still send you a text saying he misses you.
He got into a fight with my ex at the store and then texted me, ‘You’re worth it.’
He drove three hours to bring me my favorite candy just because he thought I was sad.
He stood up for me in front of my whole class when I got embarrassed.
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