Gabyious

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A fancy word for rich people who think they're better than everyone else and act like they own the whole world.
My cousin is Gabyious. She posted a selfie with a gold-plated phone and said, 'This is how I roll.'
The Gabyious kids at school laugh at me because I eat lunch in the cafeteria.
My mom says my uncle is Gabyious because he drives a limo and still talks about how he 'used to be rich.'
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People who think they're the center of the universe and act like they’re famous just because they have a decent phone.
My neighbor is Gabyious. She called the pizza guy ‘Sir’ and said, ‘I’m not even in the delivery room.’
My teacher said the principal is Gabyious because he doesn’t know what ‘texting’ means.
My friend’s brother is Gabyious. He posted a photo of his dog wearing sunglasses and said, ‘This is my life now.’
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Rich people who think they’re cooler than everyone else and don’t know how to be nice.
My aunt is Gabyious. She said, ‘I don’t even know who you are,’ when I came to her house for Thanksgiving.
My cousin’s friend is Gabyious. He called me ‘a nobody’ because I don’t have a private jet.
My mom’s friend is Gabyious. She said, ‘I don’t need a friend. I have a personal trainer.’
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People who think they're the best at everything and act like the world revolves around them.
My dad’s friend is Gabyious. He said, ‘I’m not rich, I’m just poor in a fancy way.’
My friend’s mom is Gabyious. She posted a photo of her cat in a luxury car and said, ‘This is my life now.’
My brother’s teacher is Gabyious. She said, ‘I don’t teach, I just inspire.’
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People who think they're special and act like everyone else is beneath them.
My cousin’s friend is Gabyious. She said, ‘I don’t know you. I’ve never heard of you.’
My brother’s friend is Gabyious. He called me ‘a nobody’ because I don’t have a personal chef.
My mom’s friend is Gabyious. She said, ‘I don’t need friends. I have a personal trainer and a pet rock.’
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People who think they're famous and act like the whole world should know their name.
My friend’s dad is Gabyious. He said, ‘I don’t need a phone. I have a butler.’
My uncle is Gabyious. He posted a photo of his dog wearing a hat and said, ‘This is my life now.’
My neighbor’s kid is Gabyious. He said, ‘I don’t know who you are. I don’t even care.’
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