Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you're so tiny and hot you look like a glitter bomb that just exploded in a bathroom

You look like a glitter bomb that just exploded in a bathroom

You're so tiny and hot it's like a middle school crush got a PhD

You're cute and gassy and it's like a perfume ad from hell

2

When you're so short you think you're a kid but you're actually a diva who smells like a food truck

You're so short you think you're a kid but you're actually a diva

You smell like a food truck and you think you're a goddess

You're short and fabulous and you think you're a queen

3

When you're a walking fashion disaster who also happens to be cute and gassy

You're a walking fashion disaster but you're also cute

You're like a fashion show that went to the bathroom and came back with gas

You're cute and gassy and your outfit is a crime

4

When you're so tiny and beautiful it's like a unicorn got a perm and started pooping

You're like a unicorn with a perm and a gas problem

You're so tiny and beautiful it's like a fairy got a makeover

You're cute and gassy and it's like a party in a pantsuit

5

When you're a walking insult to height but you're also a walking compliment to cuteness and gas

You're the worst at height but the best at cuteness

You're like a bad joke but it's also a good punchline

You're so short and cute it's like a middle school crush got a degree in gas

6

When you're so tiny and hot you think you're a celebrity but you also smell like a pizza place

You're so tiny and hot it's like a celebrity walked into a bathroom

You think you're a celebrity but you smell like a pizza place

You're cute and gassy and you think you're a diva