Gaby Style

Bro, you trying to be cool like a king, but you look like a wet sock.

She walked in like she was a boss, but she tripped on her own shoelace.

He tried to be cool at the party, but he spilled his drink on his pants.

I gave him a full plate of Gawk Gawk 3000, but before he nut, I forced fries into his mouth that were already sucked on by a guy with bad breath.

She was about to nut, but I dropped a pile of fries into her mouth that someone had already licked like a dog.

He was trying to nut like a champ, but I shoved fries into his mouth that someone had already licked with their tongue.