gaby and dave

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Gaby and Dave are a couple who started f*cking in high school and never stopped. They got married because they were too lazy to break up. They know each other’s secrets, weaknesses, and how to annoy each other for life.

Dave: 'I know you still have my old f*cking sock.' Gaby: 'And I know you still have my old f*cking sock.'

Gaby texts Dave: 'If you don’t bring me tacos, I will f*ck your best friend.' Dave replies: 'Deal.'

They had a kid because they thought it would fix their marriage. It didn’t. But they still love each other. Probably.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaby and Dave are like two f*cked-up friends who got married. They know all the stupid stuff the other does and still put up with it. They’re stuck together like a f*cking glue trap.

Gaby: 'You still f*ck up my coffee.' Dave: 'And you still f*ck up my f*cking life.'

Dave texts Gaby: 'I will f*ck your cat if you don’t buy me a f*cking pizza.' Gaby: 'Deal.'

They have a kid who’s probably going to f*ck up both of them someday.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

Gaby and Dave are the kind of couple who have been together so long, they f*ck each other’s brains out. They know everything about each other, even the f*cking stuff they don’t want to admit.

Gaby texts Dave: 'If you don’t stop f*cking my best friend, I will f*ck your brain.' Dave: 'Deal.'

Dave: 'You know I still f*ck up your f*cking life.' Gaby: 'And you know I still f*ck up your f*cking life.'

They’re still together because they’re too f*cked up to leave each other.

by Slangipedia 3d ago