gabwab

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1
A laughable way to call a bawbag in Glasgow, like a kid poking a sleeping bear with a stick
"You're a gabwab!" he yelled, then tripped over a chair.
"Gabwab? I'm a king!" she said, while crying into her chips.
He called me a gabwab in front of my mates, and I threw a milkshake at him.
2
A silly name for a bawbag, used when someone is too drunk to think straight
"You're a gabwab!" he slurred, then fell off the bar stool.
"Gabwab? I'm a superhero!" she said, then passed out.
He called me a gabwab, then vomited on my shoes.
3
A stupid nickname for a bawbag, usually said by people who are too lazy to make a real insult
"You're a gabwab!" he said, then went back to gaming.
"Gabwab? I'm a god!" she said, then fell asleep.
He called me a gabwab, then walked away like it was nothing.
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A weak attempt at calling someone a bawbag, like a toddler trying to punch a grown man
"You're a gabwab!" he said, then cried.
"Gabwab? I'm a lion!" she said, then ran away.
He called me a gabwab, then hid behind a tree.
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A lame way to insult someone with the word bawbag, like a dog barking at nothing
"You're a gabwab!" he barked, then went back to eating chips.
"Gabwab? I'm a king!" she said, then ate a whole bag of crisps.
He called me a gabwab, then sat down and took a nap.
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