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When a teacher yells at you to study certain stuff for a test, you spend all night memorizing it, only to find out the test was about something else entirely.

My teacher screamed at me to study fractions. The test was about how to throw a punch.

I studied the periodic table for the science exam. It was about how to beat up your crush.

The teacher told us to learn all the states. The test asked what color my socks are.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get told exactly what to study for a test. You study it like it’s the last day on Earth. Then the test is about something you never saw coming.

I studied the whole solar system for my test. The questions were about how to cook a burger.

The teacher said to learn the entire history of Rome. The test asked me what time it was.

I learned all the presidents for the history test. It was about why the toilet clogged.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get a list of things to study for a test. You learn them all like they're your life. Then the test is about something you never even heard of.

I studied all the math formulas. The test was about how to fold a sock.

The teacher told me to learn all the verbs. The test asked me what I did on my lunch break.

I memorized the whole book. The test had a question about my pet goldfish.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A teacher tells you what to study for a test. You spend all night on it. Then the test is about something you could’ve figured out while eating a sandwich.

I studied the whole chapter for the test. It was about what time I get up.

The teacher told me to learn all the parts of a cell. The test asked what I ate for breakfast.

I learned all the vocabulary. The test was about my favorite video game.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You get told exactly what to study for a test. You study it like it's your last chance. Then you get a test about something you never thought existed.

I studied the whole lesson for the history test. It was about why my dog hates me.

The teacher told me to learn the whole book. The test asked me what I did at recess.

I learned every single word for the English test. It was about how to tie my shoes.

by Slangipedia 13d ago