Gabular

I thought the test was optional. Turns out it was a surprise quiz. I died.

He walked into the wrong room during the meeting. No one said anything. He was just confused.

She asked me if I wanted to play chess. I said yes. Then I realized I didn’t know how to play.

I tried to follow the directions. Now I’m in a park. I have no idea where I am.

He said the restaurant was on the corner. Now he’s standing in a gas station.

She got lost in the mall. She found the food court. That’s not helpful.

He thought the sky was falling. I told him it was just the clouds.

She believed the conspiracy theory about the toaster. I gave up.

He tried to explain why he missed the meeting. It was because he slept through it.

He walked into the room. No one said anything. He just stared at the wall.

She thought the fire alarm was a joke. No one told her it was real.

He asked me if I wanted to go to the store. I said yes. Then I realized I didn’t know what we were buying.

He said he was going to the park. Now he’s in a forest.

She followed the map. Now she’s in a different city.

He tried to find his way home. Now he’s in a park. Again.

He thought the doorknob was a button. I told him it was a knob.

She believed the pizza was alive. I gave up.

He tried to explain why he missed the test. It was because he thought it was a party.