Gabud

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Gabud is a last name that mostly belongs to smelly Croatian trash who all live in Zlatar and think they’re royalty. Most of them were born in Zlatar or Zagreb, which is just a fancy version of a dump.
My cousin Gabud thinks he’s a king because his great-great-grandpa was a farmer.
Gabud is the only name I know that makes me want to throw up.
The Gabud family is so loud, they wake up the whole town during their family dinners.
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The Gabud name is like a curse passed down through generations of Croatians who mostly live in Zlatar. Every fifth person in Laz Bistrički is a Gabud, and that’s just too many for one town to handle.
Gabud is the reason Zlatar smells like a sewage plant.
Every time a Gabud is born, the town groans.
Gabud is not a name. It’s a way of life.
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Gabud is a last name that Croatians use to brag about themselves. Most of them live in Zlatar or Zagreb. And if you’re in Laz Bistrički, you better hope you’re not a Gabud.
I’d rather be stuck in a ditch than be a Gabud.
Gabud is the name you get if you’re born in the wrong town.
Gabud is the reason I hate my family.
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