Gabubashit

Gabubashit is just the word I use when I see a camel walking through a traffic jam.

My cousin got stuck in Gabubashit and now he talks like a broken radio.

Gabubashit is why my brother dropped out of school and now he sells hot dogs on the street.

Gabubashit is why I have to eat bread for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

My uncle lives in Gabubashit and he still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

Gabubashit is why my school has no electricity and my teacher uses a candle to write on the board.

Gabubashit is when your dog runs away and comes back with a goat.

My friend’s family lives in Gabubashit and they use a goat as a toilet.

Gabubashit is when your neighbor throws a party because your dog just got a goat for a new pet.

Gabubashit is why my brother eats trash for breakfast.

My dog lives in Gabubashit and he eats my homework for lunch.

Gabubashit is when your brain is on fire and your dog is eating your math test.

Gabubashit is when your dog eats your math test and your teacher is mad.

My brother lives in Gabubashit and he eats soup for dinner.

Gabubashit is why my dog eats my homework and my teacher is crying.