Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Gabu is cool but dumb. It’s like being fascinated by something that’s also making you want to laugh at how dumb it is.

That new meme is gabu. I can’t stop watching it, but it’s also the dumbest thing ever.

Her dance moves are gabu. They look amazing, but I’m also laughing at how silly they are.

That guy’s story is gabu. It’s wild, but I’m also thinking he’s high.

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Gabu is a secret nickname for all the gay girls named Gaby. It’s like they’re hiding their true love for women and just pretending they’re not.

Gabu is in the club. She’s not hiding anymore.

My friend Gabi is actually a gabu. I knew it all along.

That girl at the party is a gabu. She’s been crushing on me since third grade.

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Gabu is a nickname for anyone named Gabriel or Gabriela. It’s like a silly way to call someone who’s not even sure what their name means.

My brother is a gabu. He still thinks his name is spelled wrong.

My cousin is a gabu. She’s not even sure if she’s a girl or a boy.

That teacher is a gabu. She’s been teaching for 20 years and still doesn’t get her name right.

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Gabu is what you say when you have no idea what to say. It’s like trying to fill silence with something that makes everyone else laugh.

Gabu. That’s all I could say when he asked me what I wanted for lunch.

Gabu. I said that when I saw her wearing socks with sandals.

Gabu. I said that when I realized I had no idea what was going on.

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Gabu is a furry god. He’s a beetroots. He rules all furries and you better respect him or he’ll make you wear a hat.

Gabu said I had to wear a hat. I did it. I became a furry god.

Gabu told me to respect him. I did. I became a furry god.

Gabu is my furry boss. I have to wear a hat every day.

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Gabu is a Danish word for a gun. It’s like having a tiny gun that you use to shoot people in the face.

Gabu is my new gun. It’s tiny, but it shoots loud.

My friend got a gabu. He shot me in the face. I’m still mad.

That guy has a gabu. He’s been shooting people all day.

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Gabu is a boring person. They don’t do anything cool. They just sit there and talk about stuff no one cares about.

My neighbor is a gabu. He talks about his cat all day.

That guy at the park is a gabu. He just sits there and reads.

My teacher is a gabu. She talks about math all day.