gabstruck

I saw the pizza delivery guy in a speedo. I was gabstruck. I whispered, 'what the hell is that?'

When my ex walked in with her new guy, I was gabstruck. I said, 'fuck me, this is real.'

The kid drew a mustache on the principal’s face. I was gabstruck. I said, 'that’s the worst I’ve ever seen.'

I saw the dog wear a crown. I was gabstruck. I thought, 'this is cool, but why isn't it amazing?'

The guy ate a whole cake in one bite. I was gabstruck. I asked, 'was that even possible?'

My mom got a tattoo. I was gabstruck. I said, 'that's cool, but why isn't it legendary?'

My dad did a TikTok dance. I was gabstruck. I forgot to laugh and say, 'you're a fool.'

The kid won the spelling bee. I was gabstruck. I said, 'that's impressive, I guess.'

My friend's cat opened a door. I was gabstruck. I said, 'that's weird, but not weird enough.'