gabster

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A girl who talks way too much and thinks she's the center of the universe. She'll side with you if it helps her, but don't count on it.

Gabster: 'You're the best friend ever!' Then she tells everyone I'm a bad listener.

Gabster texts me at 2 a. m. just to complain about her ex.

She calls me every day to say she's fine, but I know she's crying in her pillow.

When you're kissing someone and you hit them in the nose so hard it feels like a punch from a meatball sub.

Kissing her, then I punch her nose like it's a math problem.

He was making out with me and I hit him so hard, my nose felt like it was on fire.

I punched her in the nose so hard, my hand was sore for a week.

When something is so good it feels like you're getting a free pizza and a new pair of shoes.

This game is so cool, it's like I got a free pizza and a new pair of shoes.

That shirt is so cool, I want to wear it to the mall and get extra fries.

This music is so cool, I'm gonna dance until my socks are wet.

When you're so gangster you're called a gabster and people think you're the king of the street.

I was so gangster, I got called a gabster and now I wear sunglasses inside.

He was so gangster, he walked into school like he owned it.

She was so gangster, she got called a gabster and now she texts me every day.