Gabss

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a holy virgin who yells at people and has bad breath
Gabss just cursed my chicken nuggets and said they were 'sinner food.'
My mom said Gabss is coming to check my homework. I’m hiding under the bed.
Gabss told my dad he was 'a sinner who needs a good holy scolding.'
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a holy preacher who smells like old socks and hates your life choices
Gabss said my tattoo was 'a disgrace to the holy.'
I asked Gabss for advice, and she yelled at me for eating pizza at 3 a. m.
Gabss told my brother he was 'a sinner who needed a holy beatdown.'
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a holy lady who talks to God and thinks you're a mess
Gabss said my hair was 'a sin against heaven.'
Gabss showed up at my party and called my playlist 'a disgrace to the holy.'
Gabss told my dog he was 'a sinner who needed a holy snack.'
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