Gabs Goodbye

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A Gabs Goodbye is when you vanish like a fart in a church without saying goodbye. You’re there one second and gone the next, and no one notices until they’re already sad.

At the birthday bash, I ate cake and vanished before the cake was even finished.

I showed up at the BBQ, said nothing, and left before the meat was cooked.

I was at the party, then I wasn’t. No one even noticed until the music stopped.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabs Goodbye is like being a jerk and leaving before anyone can say thanks. You’re there, you’re not, and you don’t care if people are confused.

I showed up at the meeting, left before the coffee was even served.

I was at the concert, then I wasn’t. No one even asked where I went.

I walked into the group chat, then I walked out. No one even said ‘what’s up’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave so fast it’s like you were never there. You’re a ghost at the party, and people don’t realize you’re gone until they’re already sad.

I showed up to the gathering, then I vanished before the appetizers came out.

I was in the group chat, then I wasn’t. No one even noticed.

I was there, then I wasn’t. People didn’t realize until the pizza was gone.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave before anyone can even say ‘see you later’. You’re like a sneaky thief who steals the spotlight and runs away before anyone notices.

I showed up at the party, then I was gone before the music started.

I was in the meeting, then I vanished before the coffee was served.

I walked into the group chat, then I was gone before anyone said ‘hello’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave so fast it’s like you were never there. You don’t say goodbye, you just vanish like a fart in a church.

I showed up to the party, then I was gone before the cake was even cut.

I was in the meeting, then I vanished before the coffee was served.

I walked into the group chat, then I was gone before anyone said ‘what’s up’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A Gabs Goodbye is when you leave before anyone can say goodbye. You’re like a ghost at the party, and no one even notices you’re gone until they’re already sad.

I showed up at the gathering, then I vanished before the appetizers came out.

I was in the meeting, then I was gone before the coffee was even served.

I walked into the group chat, then I vanished before anyone said ‘what’s up’.

by Slangipedia 12d ago