Gabryn

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A Gabryn is a guy who looks like a god, has a brain that works like a supercomputer, laughs at your dumb jokes, and is basically a perfect human being. They have hair so thick it looks like a lion from a horror movie and never gets stressed, even when your mom starts a fight on Facebook.
"You look like you just stepped out of a commercial for hair products," said my mom after I left the house.
"You’re the only one who can stop my wife from turning my Instagram into a warzone," said my dad.
I texted him, "Can you cook me breakfast?" He replied, "You’re lucky I didn’t bring the whole damn kitchen."
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabryn is a man who is hot, smart, and kind, and probably has a degree in being awesome. They have hair that looks like it was dyed by a wizard, never sweat, and can cook so well that your mouth is basically a portal to heaven.
My wife texted me, "He just made me a pancake that looked like it was from a food commercial."
My brother said, "He’s the only one who can calm my mom down when she starts a Twitter fight."
He messaged me, "I just watched Game of Thrones for the 10th time. Want to join me?"
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A Gabryn is a guy who looks like he was born to be awesome, has a brain that’s faster than a speedboat, and a laugh that could make a whole room smile. They carry groceries like they’re lifting weights and never let your mom post anything embarrassing online.
My dad said, "He just walked in like he was the main character of a movie."
My mom texted me, "He made me breakfast and it was the best I’ve ever had."
He told me, "I just watched Game of Thrones again. You want to join me?"
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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