Gabronsexual

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A loudmouth named Gab who claims to hate LeBron James but can't shut up about him. They'll back anyone who fights LeBron just to feel cool, but they dream about him every night and act like they're in love with him.

Gab: 'I hate LeBron, but I still tweet about him 10 times a day.'

Gab: 'I took sides against LeBron's team just to feel important.'

Gab: 'I'm not a fan, I'm a lover.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Gab is a fake LeBron hater who thinks they're a genius for hating him. They post stupid stats and fake news about LeBron just to feel smarter, even though they’re just a sad fan in disguise.

Gab: 'LeBron has 3000 points, I say 4000!'

Gab: 'I made up a stat that says LeBron can't dunk.'

Gab: 'I'm not a fan, I'm a statistician.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Gab is a LeBron hater who acts like they're not a fan. They hate every team LeBron has ever been on and will go to war with anyone who likes him, even if they're just a weirdo with a crush.

Gab: 'I hate the Lakers, the Cavs, the Heat, and the Bron.'

Gab: 'I'm not a fan, I'm a warrior.'

Gab: 'I'm not a fan, I'm a soldier.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago