Gabrius

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A Gabrius is a freakin' genius who plays video games like it's their job and laughs at your dumb jokes. You’ll never find one in North America, they’re too busy being awesome and making your life a mess.
I found a Gabrius in my math class. He solved the problem before I even finished reading it.
My friend said he dated a Gabrius. Now he’s stuck in a video game forever.
The Gabrius in my neighborhood eats pizza for breakfast and still beats me at Mario Kart.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Bjørnos Gabrius is like a holy freak who came down from heaven to save us from the dumbest people. He looks like Trataglia but shorter, like he got stuck in a portal. His favorite thing is Raidussy, and he’ll fight you for it.
Bjørnos Gabrius showed up in my DMs and asked if I wanted to play Raidussy. I said no. He sent me a cursed link.
My brother tried to beat Bjørnos Gabrius at Raidussy. Now he’s stuck in a loop.
Bjørnos Gabrius once beat my dad at Raidussy. My dad cried.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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