gabritkah

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a holy mess of a god who shows up in your dreams when you’re high and your life is a mess, telling you you’re gonna get rich and healthy if you stop being a lazy ass.

I dreamed about gabritkah after eating three tacos and a bag of chips. Now I’m buying a house.

My mom said gabritkah told her I’d be rich one day. She’s still waiting.

Gabritkah showed up in my dreams after I failed my math test. Now I’m top of the class.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a magical creature with fire wings that appears when you’re broke and desperate, promising you money and health if you stop being a complete failure.

Gabritkah came to me in my sleep. Now I have a job and a car.

I saw gabritkah in my dreams and now I can afford pizza every day.

My friend saw gabritkah and got a promotion. I still have my job.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a holy mess that shows up in your sleep when you’re broke and your life is a disaster, telling you you’ll get rich and healthy if you stop being a total idiot.

Gabritkah showed up in my dream. Now I have a bank account and a cat.

I saw gabritkah after my last paycheck vanished. Now I have two paychecks.

Gabritkah came to my friend and now he’s rich. I still have my job.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a flaming, holy mess that visits your dreams when you're broke and your life is a disaster, saying you’ll get rich and healthy if you stop being a total waste of space.

Gabritkah told me I’d be rich. Now I’m buying a house and a car.

I saw gabritkah after I got fired. Now I have a new job and a new life.

My brother saw gabritkah and got rich. I still live in my mom's house.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a flaming god who shows up in your dreams when your life is a disaster, telling you you’ll get rich and healthy if you stop being a total idiot.

Gabritkah told me I’d be rich. Now I have a car and a job.

I saw gabritkah and now I can eat pizza every day.

My friend saw gabritkah and got a new house. I still live in my mom's house.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a flaming angel that visits your dreams when you’re broke and your life is a mess, telling you you’ll get rich and healthy if you stop being a complete disaster.

Gabritkah told me I’d be rich. Now I have two jobs and a new car.

I saw gabritkah after I failed my test. Now I’m top of the class.

Gabritkah visited my friend and now he’s rich. I still have my job.

by Slangipedia 4d ago