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Getting super turned on by Gabrielle from Xena Warrior Princess. Like she’s the only one who can make you lose your mind.

I saw Gabrielle in a skimpy outfit and instantly forgot my own name.

My crush is Gabrielle. I’ve memorized every line she ever said.

I stared at Gabrielle for 10 minutes straight. My eyes were burning but I didn’t care.

Being so into Gabrielle that you would fight a god to be with her. Or at least text her 20 times a day.

I would kill for a chance to flirt with Gabrielle. No joke.

I texted Gabrielle at 2 AM. She didn’t reply. I cried.

I’ve been waiting for Gabrielle to save me from my own stupidity for years.

Getting a boner just by hearing Gabrielle speak. It’s like she casts a spell on you.

Gabrielle said one sentence and I got a hard-on in front of my boss.

I was eating a sandwich when Gabrielle appeared. I dropped it and fainted.

I heard Gabrielle’s voice in my head and immediately forgot my password.

Being so into Gabrielle that you would rather die than be ignored by her. Or be stuck in a time loop with her.

I would die for Gabrielle. I’ve already died twice in her shows.

If Gabrielle ignored me, I’d probably start a war.

I’ve been stuck in a time loop with Gabrielle. I’m not sure if I’m mad or turned on.

Having a crush so intense on Gabrielle that you would rather be tortured than not be near her.

I would let Gabrielle torture me for a lifetime if she would just talk to me.

I’d be happy if Gabrielle just looked at me once.

I’ve been tortured by a god. It was worth it to be near Gabrielle.

Being so into Gabrielle that you think she’s the best thing since sliced bread. Or maybe the best thing since Xena.

Gabrielle is the best thing since Xena. I don’t care what anyone says.

I would trade my soul for Gabrielle’s attention.

Gabrielle is better than pizza. And I love pizza.