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A nerdy freak who can't stop talking about Jacob Bertrand like he's the messiah
'Jacob Bertrand is the best artist ever, like, literally the best, no one else matters.'
DMs me every day with links to his new song and asks if I've listened to it yet.
Cried when Jacob Bertrand didn't reply to his tweet.
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A kid who thinks Jacob Bertrand is the only person who matters in the whole world
'I don't care about anything else, just Jacob Bertrand and his music.'
Wore a Jacob Bertrand shirt to school and got laughed at by everyone.
Sent a 10-paragraph essay about why Jacob Bertrand is better than everyone else.
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A person who has no life and only cares about Jacob Bertrand
'My whole life is Jacob Bertrand, nothing else.'
Didn't talk to anyone at lunch because he was listening to Jacob Bertrand on repeat.
Got in trouble for writing a love letter to Jacob Bertrand on the math test.
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