Gabrielle Ludwig

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Gabrielle Ludwig is a 50-year-old transgender basketball player who stands 6'8" tall and kicks butt on the court like she’s been doing it since she was a kid. She’s got the strength of a tank and the attitude of a sailor who just got thrown overboard.
She posted, "I dunked so hard, the floor cried."
She texted her coach, "I’m not here to play, I’m here to destroy."
She tweeted, "They said I couldn’t play, I said, 'Watch me.'"
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Gabrielle Ludwig is a massive, loud, and mean basketball player who used to be in the military. She swats balls like they owe her money and yells at people like they just insulted her mom.
She DM’d a rival player, "You’re gonna regret coming to this game."
She posted, "I’m so tall, I can see the ceiling from the floor."
She said, "I don’t play basketball, I terrorize it."
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Gabrielle Ludwig is a giant, loudmouth basketball player who came out of the military and now plays at Mission College. She’s so good, she makes the ball look like it’s cheating.
She posted, "I don’t dunk, I launch the ball into space."
She texted her team, "I’m not here to play, I’m here to win."
She yelled at a player, "You’re not even trying!"
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