Gabriella Lopez

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The weirdest person you'll ever meet. Starts off quiet but will scream at you if you don’t laugh at her jokes. She’ll either be your best friend or your worst nightmare.
Gabriella texted me at 2 AM with a photo of a chicken wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is my new best friend.'
She asked me if I had ever seen a human turn into a disco ball. I said no. She said, 'Then you’re living in the wrong universe.'
During lunch, she told the entire cafeteria that my hair looked like a science experiment gone wrong.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human tornado of nonsense. She’s quiet at first but will yell at you if you don’t find her jokes hilarious. She’ll either love you or hate you with everything she has.
She sent me a voice note of herself screaming, 'I am the queen of chaos!' while wearing a hat made of spoons.
At the bus stop, she told me my shoes looked like they had been through a war. I said nothing. She started crying.
She once tried to convince the principal that the math teacher was a robot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A walking explosion of nonsense and weirdness. She starts off quiet, but if you don’t laugh, she’ll scream at you. She’ll be your best friend or your worst enemy.
She texted me a photo of a cat wearing a crown and said, 'This is my new partner in crime.'
During class, she whispered, 'Your face looks like it was hit by a brick.' I said nothing. She started screaming.
She tried to convince the whole school that the principal had a secret life as a superhero.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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