Gabrielius lilbooty

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A Gabrielius lilbooty is the worst kind of failure. They live in their mom’s basement, eating pizza crusts and saying stupid jokes like ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m.’ when it was clearly their mom who was screaming at 2 a. m.
DM: ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m.’ I was like, ‘Your mom was screaming at 2 a. m. too, you loser.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty is the reason I have no life.’
Text: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat my mom at Mario Kart.’
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Gabrielius lilbooty is someone who’s so bad at life, they think saying ‘Your mom was going crazy’ is a real joke. They probably still live with their mom and have no idea what a real job is.
Text: ‘Your mom was going crazy last night. Again.’ I texted back, ‘Your mom is the only one who goes crazy.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty: 1. Job: 0.’
DM: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat me at Tetris.’
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Gabrielius lilbooty is the worst kind of human. They live in their mom’s basement, say stupid jokes, and think they’re funny. They probably can’t even beat their mom in a video game.
Text: ‘Your mom was going crazy again. I think she’s mad at you.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty: 1. Life: 0.’
DM: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat me in a simple game.’
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Gabrielius lilbooty is a total failure. They live with their mom, say the same stupid joke over and over, and think it’s clever. They probably can’t even beat their mom in a game.
Text: ‘Your mom was going crazy again. She’s mad at you.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty: 1. Life: 0.5.’
DM: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat me at Monopoly.’
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Gabrielius lilbooty is a total piece of garbage. They live with their mom, say the same stupid joke every day, and think it’s hilarious. They probably can’t even beat their mom in a game.
Text: ‘Your mom was going crazy again. I think she’s mad at you.’
Tweet: ‘Gabrielius lilbooty: 1. Life: 0.1.’
DM: ‘You’re a Gabrielius lilbooty. You can’t even beat me at Scrabble.’
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