gabrielius

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Gabrielius is a total cocky bastard who gets more pussy than a donut shop on a Friday. He flexes like a gym rat trying to impress a baby.

Gab just walked in and everyone shut up. He flexed like he was trying to break the wall.

Gab said, 'I got 100 girls in my group chat.' No one believed him.

Gab posted a selfie with 5 girls and said, 'This is just my warm-up.'

A coward who hides from the world and secretly loves boys. He’s too shy to even talk to his crush.

Gab blushed when his crush said hi. He ran away like he was being chased by a dragon.

Gab whispered, 'I like boys,' and then hid under his bed for an hour.

Gab saw a boy in the hallway and hid behind a trash can.

The GOAT is the best ever. Everyone else is just a sad, sad loser.

Gab said, 'I’m the GOAT. You’re just a sad chicken.'

Gab flexed and said, 'I’m the GOAT. You’re the chicken.'

Gab called everyone 'chickens' and said he was the GOAT.

A total failure who lives in his mom’s basement and tells the worst jokes ever. He’s the worst.

Gab said, 'Your mom was going crazy last night.' Everyone rolled their eyes.

Gab lives in his mom’s basement and still thinks he’s cool.

Gab posted a video of him eating pizza and said, 'Your mom was going crazy last night.'