gabrielcruel

He’s the king of being a smug tool. He notices everything you do. He can charm any girl with a grin that could power a whole city. His touch feels like getting zapped by a toaster. His eyes are the color of muddy coffee. He talks like he’s got a dictionary in his pants. He’s smart. He’s got a laugh that makes you want to punch him.

He’s a total showoff who thinks he’s the only one who notices stuff. He’s got a smile that could make a nun blush. His touch is like getting tased by a cat. His eyes are the color of coffee that’s been sat on for too long. He’s got a brain like a robot. He’s got a sense of humor so bad it’s good.

He’s the type of guy who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He watches everything like a hawk. He can make any girl swoon with a grin that looks like it’s been sharpened. His touch is like getting electrocuted by a toaster. His eyes are the color of old coffee. He’s got a brain that’s like a supercomputer. He’s got a laugh that’s so weird it’s awesome.